Happy Valentine's Day!

I bet you're asking, "Ali, what do you call your boyfriend's penis?"

I have to say, it's pretty obvious:

Long Schlong Silver

I know it's a little too early to be thinking about this stuff,

but I got word from the wonderful tofusquirrel that the

Boston Phoenix is asking the PPP girls to do some cut-out Valentine's Day cards

for the paper.

The "named your penis" image is a little new for me.

But, I enjoyed branching out into a different type of illustration.

Check the Boston Phoenix around Valentine's Day (not just to scan over the heavy adult section...)to see which image they'll pick!

Cut it out, and give it to your loved one!

Cheers!

xoxo A.J.